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Written by Jason, posted on 14. December 2009, 18:10

MGM HD and E4 HD are the latest additions to the Sky line-up of high definition channels, both being officially added to the EPG earlier today.

There's a sense of déjà vu however, because once again a new HD channel is blighted by a huge and obnoxious on-screen digital graphic (DOG), or logo, stuck in one corner.  Telly Toad readers will remember our reaction to Disney's huge on-screen logo when their HD channel first launched, and thankfully it was eventually toned down (but is still far from ideal).  Now MGM is following suit, with a huge, bold “MGM HD” logo stuck on top of all their programming.

Now let's be clear here, the partnership between Sky and MGM is a good one, we can look forward to a 24-hour-a-day schedule of classic movies that have all been remastered for HD broadcast, but not with that huge, obnoxious logo stuck in the corner!

Joanna Lumley

MGM HD's huge on-screen logo blights the launch night's showing of the Pink Panther movies. With any luck, Joanna Lumley will start a campaign to have it removed.

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Written by TV Critic, posted on 30. July 2009, 22:40

Sarah Cawood appeared on BBLB today wearing what at first glance appeared to be an insanely short skirt, and of course, it was soon the hot topic on many of the Big Brother forums.  “Almost pornographic”, “knicker flashing – the last refuge of the desperate female” and “she looks like a prostitute,” were just a few of the outrageous comments on Digital Spy.  Charming.

According to Sarah's Twitter page, what she was actually wearing was a £45 playsuit from Topshop.  Shorts and a top in other words.  Which got us thinking... would a man wearing a pair of shorts get the same reaction?  Surely not?  There was no doubt that Sarah's choice of outfit was designed to get her noticed, and let's face it, she has great legs (Sarah was a trained ballet dancer), but in the context of the demographic at which Big Brother's Little Brother is aimed, it was pretty tame and certainly didn't warrant the backlash from viewers.

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Sarah Cawood's “short skirt” raised eyebrows amongst some Big Brother viewers.  Perhaps they should've gone to Specsavers.

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Written by TV Critic, posted on 7. July 2009, 18:19

Chloe Potter has been presenting Sky News late shifts recently, which is a little unusual because she's usually behind the camera in her role of producer.

Perhaps Sky are making budget cuts when it comes to their overnight staff, but whatever the reason, Chloe is an outstanding presenter and her engaging, relaxed delivery coupled with her beautiful accent puts many of Sky News' senior presenting staff to shame.  Chloe has done some location reporting but we'd like to see her spend a lot more time in front of the camera where her personality and journalistic skills can come to the fore.

Chloe is an accomplished and experienced producer with huge potential on the production side of things, and likewise as a presenter. All that, coupled with her classical, “English rose” good looks means she's our hot tip for the future and will undoubtedly become a household name.

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Chloe Potter has great things ahead of her at Sky News and is certainly a star of the future.

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Written by Stuart, posted on 2. July 2009, 22:10

BET HD has launched in the UK, specifically for the BET Awards, which will be shown at 8:30pm on Saturday, July 4th. The broadcast is being marketed as exclusively available to Freesat viewers.

“Being able to broadcast this year’s BET Awards exclusively on Freesat in HD is a real coup and we hope Freesat viewers will really enjoy watching some of the world’s biggest entertainers like Beyonce and Jay Z with amazing HD picture and sound quality," said Freesat managing director Emma Scott as reported by Digital Spy. BET is The Black Entertainment Television network, and their awards promote the best African American talent in the fields of TV, film, sport and music.

Ms. Scott is clearly living in a utopian marketing bubble however, because BET HD is also available to anyone who has a Sky+ HD receiver.  Adding the channel is achieved in exactly the same way as adding ITV HD, with just a couple of minor differences.

Firstly, follow steps one to five in our guide, ITV on Sky HD.  Then enter the following details, as shown in the screen below:

BET HD on Sky HD

Frequency (GHz): 12.730
Polarisation: V
Symbol Rate (Mbaud): 27.5
FEC: 2/3

After pressing the yellow button to “Find Channels”, BET HD will be listed as Freesat HD F6U as in the screen below.

BET HD on Sky HD

Simply store the channel as detailed in our ITV HD guide, and viewing it is exactly the same too; go to “Other Channels” under the “Options” menu (the same caveats about EPG listings and recording apply).  Currently the channel is showing a ident card, but come Saturday night, fingers crossed, Sky HD viewers will also be able to view the BET Awards... with amazing HD picture and sound quality. Thank you Emma! 

BET HD on Sky HD

BET HD, a Freesat “exclusive” that's also available to Sky HD customers (the dodgy colour is their fault, not ours). The SD version of BET can be found on the Sky EPG at channel number 191 and on Freesat channel 140. Both are free to air.

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Written by TV Critic, posted on 2. July 2009, 15:46

Kierston Wareing and Charlotte RileyMartina Cole's The Take concluded last night on Sky 1 and Sky 1 HD. Billed as a gritty four-part drama it was certainly that, surpassing even The Sopranos when it came to blood, gore and sheer, downright nastiness.

Essentially a story about seedy, underworld crime, the action centered around Freddie, a psychopath if ever there was one, his dysfunctional family and their own emotional breakdowns into violence, alcoholism and drug abuse. Aside from countless murders (including child fratricide) committed with an unnerving level of venom, Cole also included torture, graphic rape and various instances of grievous bodily harm, which left victims in a vegetative state.  Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

And yet, even though the writing lacked depth and its objective was clearly to shock, Sky's translation to the small screen was strangely compelling, largely due to the performance of Tom Hardy as Freddie, who absolutely nailed the role of psychotic, drug-addled thug.

Back when I was in high school, sitting behind me in maths class was a boy we called “Cocker”. He wasn't a bully, in fact if you were brave enough to get to know him he was actually quite sensitive with an engaging character, but he could turn, and he'd get a look in his eye that would strike fear into the whole school, teachers included.  Everyone walked on egg-shells because of it. I haven't seen that look since 1986, until now, because Tom Hardy's Freddie had the same menace.

Kierston Wareing as the constantly disheveled (and rather snotty) Jackie and Charlotte Riley as sister Maggie both fared well, although there were a few weak scenes between them, probably as a result of having to continually cry on-cue, which was what both women spent most of their time doing.  As Jimmy, the fourth lead, Shaun Evans was perhaps the least convincing of the quartet, but only due to the lack of character development on the part of the writer, an area illustrated by the naming of the major characters; Jackie, Maggie, Jimmy, Freddie, Ozzy...

At times it was all too easy to pick flaws in the story, such as the lack of accountability for all the crimes committed (floods of blood and a trail of evidence that a blind policeman could follow) with no sign of the law, but it was also easy to forgive such flaws on the back of Tom Hardy's performance, which constantly stole the show, including the only hint at humour. Explaining to his young son why he has to go and live with grandma: “I dont wanna go!” “I know, but you have to, because otherwise uncle Jimmy is going to kill you, right? Do you understand?”

Production values were excellent throughout with some notably polished cinematography benefiting from a sparkling high definition image. Only once was there any noticeable digital manipulation (applied to blur away the spots on actress Charlotte Riley's chin, such are the perils of HD), otherwise it was clean, grain-free and full of detail. Over 600,000 tuned in for the final, which is quite a healthy number for a subscription channel and drama that wasn't likely to be to everyone's taste.

Kudos to Sky for venturing into an area typically dominated by the BBC and ITV, and in many areas outdoing them.  Homegrown drama, produced in high-definition, is to be encouraged, and with Martina Cole's The Take, the cast, Company Pictures, Warner Sisters and Sky's production team turned a rather distasteful, bland book into compelling, stylish and some would say unmissable television.

Tom Hardy and Shaun Evans

 
Tom Hardy and Shaun Evans in Martina Cole's The Take, gritty drama from Sky 1.

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Written by Jason, posted on 28. June 2009, 15:59

Here's something you don't expect to see at prime-time on a major satellite channel, a cheesy commercial more at home in your local flea-pit.

C&A Building Plastics have enlisted the help of Miss Medway Messenger (we're guessing, but it's the local rag in Gillingham), some chroma key and Photoshop work and come up with something that's brilliant, in a dreadful sort-of way! “Ahh... Oooh,” the wonders of plastic molding.

Their last advert – which surprisingly didn't make it to a wide audience – featured a busty blonde in a catsuit, but for this version things are a little more PC than PVC, hence the wider exposure.

Norwich Union, sorry, Avivia, spent 13.4 million dollars on their latest campaign.  What a waste.  All they needed was a few basic effects, a local beauty queen and a naff jingle!

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C&A Building Plastic's commercial, wonderfully naff.

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